Funny...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square! , then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Or watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, "that ought to taste good."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped buy the police and asked for you license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What d o you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

Half way through March

Well i am sitting here at the computer trying to gather up the motivation to write...I am working slowly; one sentence written, then 10 minutes surfing. Should only take a few hours to have this post done.

My lovely little bunch of DTSers came back a week ago and we have being doing de-briefing this week (Kiwi's: that is nothing to do with underpants!). It has been an important week and I think it has gone very well. There are always things to work through and hear people talk about; but in the end it has come to the place where we have seen how much God has done in their lives and in the lives of the people they touched.

Friday night we had a report back presentation which is so great! One of the base people said it was the best they have ever seen. It just showed us again how creative this group is. They had photos and skits which had us rolling in laughter. They also held an auction as a fundraiser and that was great fun with good participation from the crowd.

Saturday was graduation for 5 of them (Sigurd was not able to go on outreach due to family sickness) and they were released back into the world. Fun thing is that they will all be around for another week as we are running a support raising course at the base.

For me I have one week now before I start heading down to Switzerland; i am looking forward to it alot!

So thanks for reading this update...and thanks for the people who left comments last time!!

OK Better Now...

Karen you get 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 zillion points for being the ONLY ONE who left me a get well comment.....shame on the rest of you! I havn't even met Karen yet!!

Ok well as you can see I am feeling better now, although I still have a cough that is attempting to dislodge the flem from my lungs....but otherwise I am better (aren't you glad to know that).

The flu has dissolved the last week and now I feel a little shocked to note that DTS is coming back on Monday, then I am busy with de-briefing week, then a teaching week, then.....I am leaving for Switzerland......which technically means I need to get everything done this week...hahaha (laughing weakly)

Well I better get back to it now....

Love Helen

I'm Sick...

I am sick, just so you know and feel a little sorry for me.

Hoping the fever, cough, feeling tired but can't sleep stuff all stops soon....

...OK feel better now knowing that I have spread the news.... :(